if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
- sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash
- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin
It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.
My friends: don't get dressed up all weird and witchy, it's just a causal thing.
Me: yeah okay sure! *turns up in a floor length black dress with complimentary lace cape - decorated in moons and stars, covered in layers of crystal necklaces with herbs and flowers tucked into and falling from my large black hat*
This is how I keep up with my make up addiction, easy hundred or so a week. The link in photo actually works, sign up and verify email or else they dont pay you. Works worldwide I think.
lol! is this for real!?
Haha @real asking if it is real.. very real! This is what I got last week:
And here’s further proof of me getting the money on Pay Pal 🙄
Well.. consider me amazed.
Its more like.. fate. 😇
Uh oh.. are we opening a pandoras box now? 😏
May..be? 😂
Shit that happens when I am afk. 🙃
When the OG tumblr famous joke around and you just have an MBA in urls.
This thread makes me the happiest. :)
Oh wow lol.. got it.. it is real! 🙄
When popular people reblog your shit and they start verifying you are human on the link. -__-
IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.
ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”
THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.
THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.
So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.
Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.
“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”
